An Invitation to Host a Call-in Show on the ‘Dr. Pat Show’

I get a lot of very interesting email from readers of this blog but this is by far the most interesting email I’ve received yet. I’ve always strived to stay low-key with this blog and not try to turn this into a platform for me to be someone’s guru or leader. That’s not my style. But I will say this email had me thinking twice. Mostly because she called me a genius. I mean, just read it for yourself. This email has been presented in it’s entirety with the exception of Isla’s phone number which I removed.

“Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so shall you become. Your Vision is the promise of what you shall one day be.

Your Ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.”  – James Allen

Dear Lisa,

I have always said it is both the Lovers and the Dreamers who are the Saviours of the World. I thank you for Being an Emissary of  PRESENCE BLOGGING! You are a Voice, Guide, Teacher and REVEALER illuminating a path to a Miraculous Power. Surely ye have heeded the Call of the Great Ones. What is YOUR RUBY touchstone, I wonder? It is my guess that you made All of THIS cos you DEEPLY WANTED IT SO and you shaped it from the Loveliness that forms in your Beautiful Mind.

Tis Isla here with the Marketing and Production camp of Transformation Talk Radio and syndicated The Dr. Pat Show.  I am just sitting here wondering if you have ever considered having YOUR voice heard over the TERRESTRIAL radio as a show host…(we aren’t BlogTalk) You are the Possessor and Creator of a Great and Wonder-full Ascendancy! Your High Vibration Transmission and passion SPARK you and are asking to be Heralded over N’ across the AM/FM airwaves, I’m sayin’.  J

OK.  Slap my hand or hiney for my boldness but I gush Gratitude daily for this seeming ‘work’ do, Calling forth Gorgeous Genius such as yours to come out of  Internet stages to Come into Fullness and SHINE their Lights BRIGHTLY upon those who are just there….waiting for them in the soul asylum of their very own heart of hearts. I feel you would be most appreciated and tenderlyEmbraced, even on such an intimate Teacher-student platform as ours! I find nothing but pure Heart & Soul stirring God Sap on this Sound Current where both Time and seemingly intangible space converge.  There is an Attuning & Activation of the Imagination here. It is Something of a deep Mystery to me. Call me a radio junkie, or a BIG DORK if you want but I Witness its effects on people when they communicate across this almost holy medium. Mesmerized is a far more polite word. 😉

I bid you invitation, dear world changer to deep enquiry about our seemingly Magic world and Sourcing a Powerful Radio Presence whether hosting a Live weekly call-in show of your own or Global Monthly Syndicated Sponsorship of The Dr. Pat Show with 1 Million PLUS listeners aired on over 300 channels worldwide.

Do curiously click-click click and explore our websites and just feel for any Resonance of Agreement and/or Alignment. Creating Positive Shifts in Consciousness is the very foundation for The Dr. Pat Show and Transformation Talk Radio!

The Dr. Pat Show is Now on the cusp of our 10th year and on a MISSION to enter states of Flow and grow, Ushering in more Groundbreaking Newness for 2014. I Love her!  Why? Cos she  dares others to take that quantum JUMP UP into fully Living out their deepest Message of Meaning and Rising.  I am Awed every day at Dr. Pat’s creative business ingenuity and it just keeps getting better. Dr. Pat Baccili is an Inspirational leader! Give her a Google!

I hope this little email of mine will excite you and draw you to a dazzling New Place of Heightened Inner Vision and collective Birthing of a more Radiant and Loving World. I will also add that we are expansive and certainly not expensive!!  Here is my telephone number: xxxxxxxxxx.  My wish right now is your Receptivity to an Exploratory and Evolutionary conversation. Please feel free to ring me at any time or quickly reply to this email message to make some. I am also available via Skype. A brief chat about you and where you are at this place in Time and how we can best help support, bless and expand you and your most Big Bang work is my Heartfelt quest.  Unified states of Enlightened Being!



Isla Tula-Celestún, Regional Marketing & Production Director
The Dr. Pat Show & Transformation Talk Radio

“Your Broadcast Community for Positive Change”
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Internet Weirdos

Me + the internet are a weird combo. In around 2005 I joined MySpace. It was then that I had my first stalker–prank or real–and it scared the shit out of me. Whoever it was created a fake profile, friended me and started sending me messages saying they knew where I was around the college campus which freaked me out. After I blocked that profile, another one popped up. This time a chick who wanted to meet up with me and again, started saying things like “I know what time you come out of this class.” I took all of this to the campus police and got nothing. They couldn’t do anything unless that person threatened me but after I went to the police it died down.

Fast forward to blogging. I’ve told you all the story about the dude who harassed me for about a year on Facebook. I don’t know him so it’s quite possible it was a fake profile. Once I blocked him other strange profiles popped up and friended me. Some were women and I know they were fake profiles. After this, I switched my profile to a page so I could maintain a public page and then created this space so I could let a limited amount of people in.

Now there’s this thing in my writing group happening and I’m beginning to wonder if any of this is connected or not. Either way, you just never know and they could all be unrelated, isolated incidents. It definitely makes me be more cautious and share less online and in the back of my mind, it’s another reason I want to stay out of the public eye sometimes. So for those of you who miss the constant blogging and personal posts, I hope this helps explain where I’m coming from. On the other hand, I’ve become such a tough bitch that I feel sorry for the person (people) who continues to harass me.

Kirk Cameron criticizes Stephen Hawking (and every non-believer) for saying ‘there is no heaven’

I used to think Kirk Cameron was cute, obviously, but lately (read: for a really long time) he’s become so emblematic for everything that’s wrong with Christianity. And by Christianity, I mean fundamentalism and by fundamentalism I mean the “bat shit crazy” of our times.

I used to think Kirk Cameron was cute, obviously, but lately (read: for a really long time) he’s become so emblematic for everything that’s wrong with Christianity. And by Christianity, I mean fundamentalism and by fundamentalism I mean the “bat shit crazy” of our times.

Kirk Cameron recently criticized Stephen Hawking’s ‘there is no heaven’ statement on his Facebook page:

kirk cameron


I obviously have a lot of issues with his statement. First of all, it doesn’t make sense in the “realm of reality” as he says he lives. The problem with reading fundamentalist arguments is that it’s like listening to gibberish, and the argument only makes sense within the confines of a fundamentalist belief system/community/culture. So, if you sometimes venture out to work, or a secular college, or a normal book, this stuff won’t make sense to you. Second, I have a ton of questions (see below):

Kirk says: To say anything negative about Stephen Hawking is like bullying a blind man. He has an unfair disadvantage, and that gives him a free pass on some of his absurd ideas. Professor Hawking is heralded as “the genius of Britain,” yet he believes in the scientific impossibility that nothing created everything…

I say: Do you mean that he believes God did not create the universe? Believing that God didn’t have any place in creating the universe is entirely different from believing in scientific theory. They are separate entities and not related at all. If a scientist doesn’t take into consideration the belief that God created the universe it’s because it’s not a REAL theory and it’s based entirely on a Christian world-view, not a scientific one. There are plenty of Christians and Christian scientists who don’t find the creation story legitimate.

 Kirk says: (Sir Isaac Newton called atheism “senseless and odious”) and that life sprang from non-life. To speak on issues of science and violate it’s essential laws is like playing checkers with a someone who changes the rules when he’s losing.

I say: What essential laws of science has Hawking violated? I see no violation evident here. Also, who cares if Sir Isaac Newton didn’t like atheism? Everyone is entitled to their own opinion; however, unless some random statement like this about an historical figure has a reference linked to it, I am wary that it’s even true.

Kirk says: Why should anyone believe Mr. Hawking’s writings if he cannot provide evidence for his unscientific belief that out of nothing, everything came?

I say: Why should Hawking have to waste time providing evidence of a belief system? A religion? You can’t “prove” that a religion or belief system is real-by it’s very nature religion/belief systems are and idea, a cultural and societal phenomenon, that’s both useful and interesting to try to understand why communities hold on to them, but why we have religion in the world is not really a scientific question. The examination of belief systems and ideas perpetuated by beliefs is better suited for philosophers or anthropologists; it’s unrelated to science.

Kirk says: He says he knows there is no Heaven. John Lennon wasn’t sure. He said to pretend there’s no Heaven. That’s easy if you try.

I say: There is no heaven. Heaven is a sales-tactic used by Christian ministers which has successfully scared the hell out of people for years. Why take offense to someone not believing in your beliefs?

Kirk says: Then he said he hoped that someday we would join him. Such wishful thinking reveals John and Stephen’s religious beliefs, not good science. They may imagine all they want, but I lost my faith in atheism long ago and prefer to stay within the realm of reality.

I say: Okay, first of all, Stephen doesn’t have wishful thinking and John Lennon was a songwriter whose songs (like many songs) borrow from Christian culture and phrases because it’s been a part of the US and world for centuries; not necessarily because Lennon believed. Also, no one really cares if you lost faith in atheism a long time ago. Atheism isn’t something people like me care to push on anyone, even fundies like you. In fact, I could care less what you believe or don’t believe and that’s the difference–the major difference–between you and me. The only reason I care to bring this up is that you feel the need to push your views on people all the time. That’s WHY atheists are angry. Atheists are often former Christians who see through the bullshit and the stupidity of our former beliefs. We have little tolerance for these kind of lectures. They’re useless.

(h/t Washington Post)

The Opportunity of a Lifetime: Sex with Three People

That time I was asked to join an open relationship

Here’s the thing you need to know about me: I fall in love easily and I’m online a lot. So, last night one comment got me laughing, a friend request was sent and bam…I’m crushing on this guy we’ll call “D.” Anyway, D is cute…red haired though, so meh. Not much of a beard. Three kids. Lives in Arizona. Okay, I’m getting desperate.


I wake up this morning to the sweetest Facebook message:

You had some night. I hope your morning is going well and that you don’t read this anytime soon, because you are sleeping in, peacefully, for hours yet.


Jesus Christ, I’m in love, I think. I love to sleep. Anyone who knows me intimately enough knows sleeping is not just my number one priority, but it’s my life. I could nap right now and then sleep through the entire day tomorrow, wake up to pee and get back into my blankets. Schizophrenics sleep a lot. That runs in my family.


So I write him back. See above (“online a lot”).


The day carries on and he’s my dream man, almost. Not really, but it’s an incredibly boring day at work. I just got rejected from my best friend the night before and a person I liked from the past is struggling physically to remove a really awful drug addiction. My parents are going through a divorce. I’m late on an article. My job is going so well I want to give up writing…almost. I almost landed a book deal. And my fucking awesome friend “T” said she’d write a blurb for my book. And there’s a TV show that kind of is interested.


Now you see my need for wine and weed.


Back to “D-bag”. He asks me about my writing, my journalism, etc. I already tell him way too much. I’ve probably half spoiled my TV show opportunity. And then you know, I’m an activist and blogger. And he reads my mind:


I would love to be a full time activist, I am not a writer, but I have a neglected blog and I’m planing on starting a youtube channel.


You’re speaking my language, son! He gives himself away later by saying “What hosting account do you recommend? I’m on” Blogger is not a hosting account. Wow. Sorry, that was a red flag.


I then go into my whole “my blog got hacked. My blog is my life” thing. And then I say the virus, it’s destructive and damn…a friend cussed me out. I feel awful. But he saves the day by soothing me:


A “friend” cussed you out for something you shouldn’t have been expected to be able to prevent? Not cool.


But let me cut to the chase because it gets good. He eventually gets past ALL my barriers emotionally and jumps, nay climbs, over all my walls. I’m shocked. I’m startled. I’m breathing differently. My eyes sparkle. I’ve mentally moved him and his three children over to my area of the country.


And then he explains to me that he’s in a relationship with this girl who’s into polyamory and he wants to try it:


I have started seeing someone who is trying to introduce me to polyamory. I was reticent at first because of my experiences with Mormonism and the the hideous apologetics around polygamy. I was repulsed by anything that hinted at the misogyny of that mindset. She is patiently bringing me around to some of the more enlightened aspects of it, and her feminist motivations for it. Plus, it’s a lot easier to feel comfortable with it when she’s the one doing all the ‘poly’. I don’t know that I’m ready to explore that, yet but if I do I think it’s going to be something I do very carefully.


I’m going to the AHA conference in June and she insists that I have a “conference fling” or that we try bringing someone into our experience. …sigh… I used to be so uninhibited! I’m hoping the right person can help me with that. She is starting to feel uncomfortable with how one-sided this is. I am really enjoying my experience with this person but I feel a little caught up in a whirlwind and i’m just trying to hang on. in the meantime, it’s really, really nice to be with someone that isn’t self-conscious about letting me please her, lots, and lots. It’s like all my pent up ‘giving’ is final able to be indulged and I’m making up for lost time.


“…We try bringing someone into our experience…” Share?! Partners?! Sex? Open relationship?


My mind starts going to shark infested waters with a bloody carcass getting mangled to shreds. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! In my head I’m screaming bloody murder. That sounds absofuckinglutely terrible. Have I digressed to the ’50’s? Has someone turned me into Ann Romney? What’s wrong with my head?


I say, I’ve done the threesome thing. It was fun, but not something I’m into doing again.


And of course, I have to be honest:



I’ve had partners who tried to convince me to do something and you know, sometimes I gave in, but ultimately, they weren’t things I wanted to do, so I wasn’t happy doing them. I was giving but not into it. For example, someone tried to ask me to be his dominatrix last week. Not really my thing…and when I said no, he got super pissed and we’re not friends anymore. I think sex should be really far away from coercion.

I won’t lie…I’m a little bummed that you’re seeing someone because you’re pretty much my type.

So, we like each other. A lot. This goes on for awhile. And it gets heated. I sigh. I bite the bullet and say, Ugh, okay, I’m not going to take this further until you’re single. Sorry, it’s not my thing to try to break people up.


But he persists. And draws me in. And then I say it again, No, not ’til you’re single.


Then I’m more frank: I’m torn between, “you dirty scum” for messaging me while you’re in a relationship to “oh maybe it would work.”


Then the real me spoke up:



Are you trying to recruit me into a threesome? Is that what this is about?


And he said,

as glorious as that sounds, and it is entirely possible that you have just given me fantasy images for a long time to come, no. At this time with as I know about you and me and our dynamic, I want our experience, at least our first few experiences to be just you and me. I want to focus are you exclusively. I want to give you my full and undivided attention.


Damn, that’s sexy. Except for the “our first few experiences to be just you and me.” Uhhhh….Wait. What? But he then clarified because he’s psychic and knew I was spitting out my water all over the screen with shock:


let me add to that slightly. if it was something YOU wanted, if it was your fantasy (yes I read when you said you didn’t want that again, I’mjust explaining the situation that I would consider). If you picked the third and I still got to focus on you exclusively with somebody else helping to give you the ultimate sexual experience – that is something I would do. But no. I’m not angling for that.



But I play dumb just so I’m clear: So where does your partner fit into this?


Well, he says,


depends on what you and her want. Either as an enthusiastic and welcome lparticipant or as an informed, consenting absentee, or a friendly, uninformed former partner.

Or any other idea that appeals to all of us





I am not just insulted.


I’m pissed off.


What a manipulative lying cunt fucker.


So you little cunt fuck, here’s what I think:


Don’t fucking think that you’re “enlightened” you manipulative son of a bitch. This isn’t enlightenment. It’s disgusting, disrespectful coercive lies. I wouldn’t have had sex with you if you were last dude on the planet. You live in Fucking Arizona.


Also, next time you’re picking up on someone for poly-Mormonism, just be honest and up front. Don’t lie. Don’t say what someone wants to say. Get help if you’re a sociopath.


And then, if you’re interested (sociopaths aren’t), get to know the person. Be yourself.


You know what sucks? The dude has my number. Ugh. Lame. I really need my agent (that I don’t have yet) to take my phone away from me. And my Facebook.

Comments from Hell

Today I got a comment from someone that essentially acted like a press release for his book, “Boycott American Women.” My first thought was LOL, this must be a joke, right?

This “book” appears to be insane and is reason #99 why people don’t respect self-publishing, because any Tom, Dick or John can publish a “book.”

All I can say is wowsa! I don’t believe in Internet censorship, but I wish they’d censor the hell out of these kind of people:
I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

This is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.

Tens of millions of American men have had their lives completely destroyed by American women through the following crimes:

1. False rape accusations (it has been proven that up to 80 percent of rape accusations are FALSE)

2. False DV charges (same as above)

3. Financial RAPE of men in divorce courts

4. Emotional destruction of men by ex-wives who have stolen their children from them and forbidden contact

5. Divorced dads who commit suicide as a result

Not one single American woman has EVER condemned their fellow American women for committing these crimes against men. Silence means consent. Therefore, American women support and enjoy destroying men’s lives and causing men to commit suicide. Therefore, is it any surprise that a huge percent of American men no longer want anything to do with American women, other than using them for easy sex and then throwing them away?

Over 50 percent of American women are single, without a boyfriend or husband; so the fact is most American men no longer want to marry American women. Let these worthless American women grow old living alone with their 10 cats.