You know that post-cult rebellion (or for some of you, post-strict parents or post-abusive husband) we all go through when we leave the confines of Jesus Land? Well, apparently Amish people have it, too. Only more subdued. And on Facebook. And with bonnets on. Yeahhh, baby!
The second best thing on the internet right now is the Instagram/Nickelback parody reminding us of how terrible the Nickelback phase actually was for all of America. The only thing this parody is missing is the half naked “models” who post selfies on Insta all the time.
My love for Alan goes deep. Yeah, I said it. Alan from The Hangover Part III. I’m sure it got terrible reviews and I don’t really care…he makes the movie and I love everything Zach Galifianakis does so I Photoshopped myself onto his body. And I look a million times better.
I know, I know…it’s a little Amanda Bynes, isn’t it?
Luckily, I haven’t been arrested for throwing a(n alleged) bong out my window. Phew. Thank god. That’s the only thing separating the two of us, amirite?