The most important skill you will ever learn

Everyone needs to know how to open their own bottle of wine, because honey…trust me, some days you NEED it. This is kind of a weird post, I know, but the first thing I needed to learn when I got out of the cult and moved out on my own was how to open a bottle of wine. When you throw a party or have a friend over, you should be able to open your own wine. That’s rule number one for being a lady.

I fell in love with Stella Rosa a few years ago when my friend Lydia took me to Palermo Ristrorante (it’s Italian, duh). For the longest time, Palermo was the only place I could buy Stella but then I started seeing billboards that said “Stella gets around.” YOU WHORE!

Stella Rosa is now available widely (this is not a sponsored post, unfortunately…but it’s good shit).

 

Get a bottle.

 

Italian Wine

 

Step 1: Use a corkscrew (duh)

 

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Step 2: Start screwing, baby

 

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Step 3: Brace the corkscrew on the lid of the bottle

 

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Step 4: Hold the corkscrew down against the lid of the bottle and pull straight UP one fluid motion. If you’re having issues, readjust your grip and hold the corkscrew down against the lid again, then pull.

 

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Voila! Cork free!

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Sip it. Chug it. Drink it like you mean it.

 

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*Obviously you should drink responsibly, don't  drink and drive, don't turn into an alcoholic, and always use a condom.

 

2 thoughts on “The most important skill you will ever learn”

  1. Could have really used this post back in October when my husband and I were on our honeymoon! Neither one of us had any idea how to open a bottle of wine (we usually drink beer), and in our first attempt the cork somehow ended up INSIDE the bottle of wine. It was a memorable experience hahaha.
    I really want to try Stella now 😀

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