A few weeks ago I decided to try Tinder. Tinder is the reason being single isn’t that bad.
The above screen shot is actually three different profiles put together. Upper left is a guy posing with a horse that’s LICKING him. In the face. #NotAFetishImInto Upper right is a guy who clearly takes too many steroids. Next. Bottom left is Garrett. Poor guy. He’s been scammed too many times. But don’t worry. He “nos about scammers now.”
This guy is just amazing. I mean, let’s be honest. This is a dude you could really bring home to mom and dad.
He’s high, but he’s my soul mate. And Fabio’s twin.
Have speedo. Will travel.
When I showed my mom this one, she said, “So…you get the kid, too?” Built-in babies!
I “doesn’t” feel guilty about having sex, but I’m not really digging the abstract boobie art.